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"I used to steal funny jokes I still do, but I used to, too."
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"A black third grader goes up to his mom and says: ""Mom, I have the biggest dick in the third grade, is it because i'm black?"" ""No."" She replies. ""It's because you're 19."""
"What's the best part about gardening? Getting down and dirty with your hoes."
"How do you keep water warn in the winter? Have it wear an aqua-fur."
"What's the best thing about dating a homeless chick? You can drop her off anywhere!"
"People say that sex ed classes in America are uncomfortable. But I think that history classes in Germany are worse. ""Hey kids, you'll never guess what your grandparents did..."""
"How do you fix a broken Tuba? Tuba glue."
"What kind of bug can survive all winter? A bahumbug!"
"A pine tree planted in 2004 in memory of former Beatle George Harrison in a Los Angeles park has died after being infested by beetles."
"What's a Mexicans favorite protein? Whey"