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Joke of the Day

"Give a retarded man a fish... And he'll plant it and try to grow a fish tree."

"Whats the difference between a hispanic and a book. The book has papers."

"Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird."

"When my girlfriend is angry, I go to Facebook and constantly refresh my relationship status to see if I'm single again."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Charles ! Charles who ? Charles your luck on the lottery !"

"Never try to annoy someone with bird puns Because toucan play at that game."

"My friend told me that she wanted to give me a deep throat blow job today. ""Really!?"" I asked. ""No,"" she replied, ""April Fogarbnsrgabsjg...."" That'll teach her to try to be funny..."

"What's the difference between an epileptic oyster farmer and a prostitute with diarrhoea? The farmer shucks between fits."

"What's brown and runny? Usian Bolt"

"I don't Bolivia Peru-v it."