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Joke of the Day
"Q: What did the momma corn say to baby corn? A: where is popcorn"
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"I'm going to combine a sex shop and a restaurant... The motto is going to be ""First come first serve""."
"Doctor doctor I've got a little sty. Then you'd better buy a little pig."
"I win most of my staring contests... ... because my opponents usually don't know they're playing."
"The UK is leaving the EU and because of that, Scotland is moving for another Independence Referendum... So the english are going to get away scot free!"
"I have an eating disorder. I'm about to eat dis order of pizza, dis order of fries and dis order of nuggets."
"If you message me with thanks, please include what you're thanking me for. I've been counting my money and sniffing my fingers all morning."
"Why does all the corn in Iowa lean West? Because Nebraska sucks!"
"Data's joke from Star Trek:TNG, please finish it: ""A monk a clone and a ferengi decided to go bowling together."""
"Why are pirates good at singing? They have great hARRRmony. I'm sorry."