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Joke of the Day
"Can I have your picture, So Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me on this CHRISTMAS."
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"I just saw a guy with a mustache exactly like my grandpa's. I doubt it was his though; grandpa never let anyone borrow his mustache."
"Why is wheat a hillbilly grain? X/post from r/funny Because its inbread"
"One man's whore is another man's whore."
"How does a male lightning bolt feel when he notices an attractive female lightning bolt? Thunderstruck"
"Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says How do you drive this thing"
"I like to eat at Brazilian restaurants because there will be no hair in the food"
"A man exclaims to his wife, ""I can see 6 years into the future..."" ""Thanks to my 2020 vision!"" His wife replies, ""How long have you been waiting to use that joke?"" He happily says, ""Since 2009!"""
"Why did Beyonce sing ""to the left, to the left""? Because black people don't have rights."
"Student begins reading poem, teacher interrupts ""No this is Creative WRITHING class"" Other student squirms around on floor ""Very good Todd"""