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Joke of the Day

"You're all great. Or suck. Actually I'm going to need you to sort yourselves into two orderly rows."

"Dear Hollywood, after all the 3D movies, I've decided my 3 favorite dimensions are: 1) width, 2) height, and 3) character development."

"Don't worry Jennifer Lawrence... Every icloud has a silver linings."

"I thought my witty comeback was completely original.... Turns out it was a riposte."

"Eunuchs have been historically given influence or wealth as part of their compensation package."

"A recent survey suggests 9 out of 10 people actually enjoy gang rape"

"What's the difference between a baseball and a fat girls pussy? You could probably eat a baseball."

"What do you call a moari terrorist? Geeee, hard!"

"Why did the school boy need Viagra? He was having trouble getting up in the morning."

"Tramp! A trampoline used to be called a jumpoline before your mother jumped on it."