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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone who failed rehab? Back on crack"
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"What do you call someone who talks on their phone during dinner? Cellfcentered"
"What's the opposite of a hipster? A napster"
"Did you hear about the man who was always late? He was diagnosed with premature ejaculation. And still comes late."
"Did you hear about the black guy that jumped off of the Empire State Building Black lives splatter"
"In capitalist America, you grab people by the pussy. In Soviet Russia, you seize the means of reproduction."
"Wanna watch Netflix in H? I'll give you the D later."
"Organic chemistry is difficult Those who study it have alkynes of trouble"
"Blonde Jokes What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brown? artificial intelligence What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair red? Selling her soul for intelligence"
"If a normal person's mouth waters at a steak? Does a vegan's mouth water when someone is mowing the grass?"