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Joke of the Day

"Man boobs, man perm, man purse. If you have to identify something by saying the gender, it probably shouldn't exist. Sorry if this is a bad joke I just got bored watching the WNBA."

"it really hurt my feelings when you called me a stalker to your friend when you guys thought you were alone in the locker room"

"Google just returned 3,250,000,000 results for my search. Cancel my afternoon appointments."

"I am the Dread Pirate Roberts of poverty. Taking ever increasing doses, hoping that one day I'll become immune."

"What's the difference between Australia and yogurt? At least if you leave yogurt alone for a while it develops a culture."

"My wife found out I was cheating... ... after she found the letters I was hiding. She got real mad and said that she'd never play Scrabble with me ever again."

"Did you hear that Oxygen and Magnesium are dating. OMg"

"I'm a scientist that's researching beastiality between humans and dogs. I'll be in my lab"

"Not a Latvian joke Lost job and no money for buy potato. Also is cold. Regret immigrate to Detroit."

"I started a band called 999 megabytes 6 months ago. We still haven't got a single gig."