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Joke of the Day

"Not a Latvian joke Lost job and no money for buy potato. Also is cold. Regret immigrate to Detroit."

"A double foot amputee hobbles into a yogurt factory and is immediately escorted out... They were lack toes intolerant."

"America's obesity epidemic is pretty shocking, until you remember that we're the country that invented flavored floss."

"""Were you in Paris on your vacation?"" ""I don't know my wife got the tickets."""

"Maybe it's just the mushrooms talking, but I should probably write down everything they say."

"What did the vampire say when his son scraped his knee? **""Suck it up""**"

"What do you call a pile of cats? a Meowtain"

"A man walks into a bar after a long day in the mines He asks the bartender for some whiskey, but the bartender replies; ""Sorry, we can't sell alcohol to miners."""

"Due to my obsessive reading I have a wonderful vocabulary of words I can't use in conversation, because I don't know how to pronounce them."

"""I came, I added lettuce, I conquered"" -Julius Caesar Salad"