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Joke of the Day

"Not a Latvian joke Lost job and no money for buy potato. Also is cold. Regret immigrate to Detroit."

"(NSFW) What do crocs and a blow job from a dude have in common? They both feel good until you look down."

"What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him? Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep."

"A cowboy was shopping for a wiener dog some told him to get a long little doggy."

"Whats the only bad thing about head from an anorexic girl? She won't swallow"

"Knock Knock... ""Come in!"""

"A horse walks into a bar. The other customers promptly get up and leave, seeing the potential danger in the situation"

"How do you make a Bloody Nicole? Like a Bloody Mary, but with a stab of OJ..."

"[blind date] Her: I'm a Capricorn, which probably tells you way too much about m.. Me: *covers ears with bread rolls*"

"During sex, my wife is a screamer in bed ...That is when I walk in on her."