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Joke of the Day
"I had my operation done privately in the end. Originally my Dad wanted to sell tickets."
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"Today was so terrible, I thought Steven Seagal was in it."
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"What do you call the people who make sandwiches at Subway? Sub humans."
"You're never too old to learn something stupid."
"RIP to my hair dryer. It was the only thing to blow me for the last 10 years and never complain."
"Why was Leia disappointed on her wedding night? Han shot first."