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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear that Oxygen and Magnesium are dating. OMg"
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"What do you call a chicken with lettuce on its eyes? Chicken Ceasar salad."
"The Australian border patrol is so good... they even stop the good internet from reaching Australia."
"How you make MackleSmores 1 Chocolate bar 1 large marshmallow, cooked to your liking 2 one large Graham cracker broken in half Little bit of humble Little bit of cautious"
"CORDUROY PILLOWS Making headlines"
"Read out loud for full affect * ""Knock knock"" * ""Who's there"" * ""I eat mop"" * ""I eat mop who"" * *que laughter Gets em every time"
"I've never seen more than 600 dollars worth of cars in a 7-Eleven parking lot."
"For just 3 cents a day, all of my followers can help me quit my job..."
"Why did the aardvark cross the road? To beat up the idiot telling jokes about him. (Not an original joke)"
"I saw a tranny in a miniskirt the other day I thought, that shows a lot of balls"