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Joke of the Day
"I'm a scientist that's researching beastiality between humans and dogs. I'll be in my lab"
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"A man asked sombody for the time The person replied ""3:15"". The first guy says ""that's odd, I've been asking the same question all day and I've been getting different answers each time!"
"What do you get when you put 28 Alabama Sorority girls in one room? A full set of teeth"
"How did the mobster burn his lips on a tailpipe? He tried to blow up a police car."
"A set of gold chains would be a great retirement gift.. For a really good slave."
"I think my coworkers are gay Every time I walk by, they mumble ""what an ass"""
"Imagine falling in love with someone and then finding out they say ""worthwild"""
"If I ever go missing.. you should put my picture on beer rather than milk bottles. This way, my friends will find me faster."
"they smoked a joint and overthrew the government. now that's a high coup"
"What do you call Dracula's retarded cousin? Countdown This was a joke I heard on TV some time ago ... Thought it was worth a share."