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Joke of the Day
"I started a band called 999 megabytes 6 months ago. We still haven't got a single gig."
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"How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb. Just 2 but makes you wonder how they got inside the bulb"
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"How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put it in the microwave until its Bill Withers."
"Man has sex with a can of beans. He was porkin' beans."
"Where does the little king keep his little armies? Up his little sleevies."
"What does Michael Vick do in a plane? Have a dog fight."
"How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? Fish."
"[wife comes home from work] ""why havent you done any of the things i asked you to"" [the dog walks past dressed as a policeman] ive been busy"