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Joke of the Day
"I once mowed the lawn at a battered women's shelter if you know what i mean"
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"What Do You Call A Blank Piece Of Paper? WOMEN'S RIGHTS!!!"
"I can sum up 2016 in one word... Nine."
"I tried to donate a kidney once... ...they wouldn't take it though because I wouldn't tell them where I got it."
"What do you call Stephen Hawking before he got motor neuron disease? Stephen Walkin"
"What if one of your testicle is smaller than other? What would you do?"
"If getting a tan is wrong then I don't wanna be white."
"If all of Ireland sank, what part of it wouldn't? County Cork"
"""Popping your cherry"" is more a female term 4 losing ones virginity. What can guys call it? How about bleeding white?"
"Vacations are a great way to spend thousands of dollars to stare at your phone in exotic locations."