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Joke of the Day
"Current relationship status: Leaving pizza and beer in the bushes, to lure in stalkers."
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"I just want to be rich enough where I snap my fingers and 7 people fight over who gets to make me my next grilled cheese."
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"The acronym NASCAR stands for: Non-Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks"
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"How much did the pirate pay for corn? A buck an ear!"
"What do you call a midget physic that has escaped from prison?? A small medium at large"
"Haters gonna hate. Tweeters gonna tweet. It's actually pretty obvious that verbs are performed by their respective nouns."
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"Have you heard of the gay Irish couple? Michael Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmichael"