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Joke of the Day
"Thanks Autocorrect, I did want to bang her braids out."
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"I knew a guy who was into sadism, necrophilia, and beastiality... But he gave it up cause at the end of the day, he was just beating a dead horse."
"Laws of Accounting 1. Trial balances don't 2. Bank reconciliations never do 3. Working Capital does not 4. Return on Investments never will"
"The human body is 80% water, so we are basically just cucumbers with anxiety."
"What is Hitler's favourite type of pizza? The Hollow Crust."
"I got lost in a corn field. It was quite a maize."
"I'm a kleptomaniac, but it's ok... when it gets bad, I just take something for it."
"MICKEY & DONALD IN A FOXHOLE Q: Why did Mickey Mouse get shot? A: Because Donald ducked."
"Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? because she'll let it go"
"Which vitamin best helps a pokemon breed? PP Up."