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Joke of the Day
"Ayy Loam Ayy loam I soiled myself!"
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"69 I asked my grandma if she had ever tried 69. She said, ""No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night."""
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"To err is human, to arr is pirate."
"An app that tells you how Raven something is."
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"Seriously, soup? If I wanted to drink my lunch I would go to a bar."
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