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Joke of the Day

"How many feninists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Because feminists can't change anything."

"Marriage is supposed to be permanent. It's like a tattoo that yells at you"

"I quit my job so I had time to file my income tax That's the joke"

"Does this subreddit like jokes about sodium? ""Na"""

"How would it be living in an only men city? I think it would be tight at first, but then it would loosen up after a while."

"What the hell is almond milk? Almonds don't have titties"

"What happens to lawyers after they die? They lie still."

"What do you call a nun who just passed her bar exam? A sister-in-law"

"What did the debater say after getting stabbed during an argument? Good point"

"What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables? Lettuce pray they turnip."