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Joke of the Day
"What the hell is almond milk? Almonds don't have titties"
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"Q: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A: A nervous wreck."
"What do sex and air have in common? Neither one is a very big deal, unless you're not getting any."
"Sunday. Fun day. One day. Done day. Monday. Fuck."
"What's ISIS' favorite kind of discount? Blowouts"
"what did they call the Mexican after losing a finger minus juan"
"When I say ""It's a long story,"" it doesn't mean it's actually a long story. It means I just don't want to tell you."
"What the NSA say to NASA? You're a day late and a dolla short!"
"April fools in Latvia Latvian ask friend if he want potato for lunch. Friend guess is April Fool joke. Say ""Too easy, never potato in Latvia, only sadness."" One man starve to death during lunch."
"Swimming ""Hey, is that ur Kid in the swimming pool?"" 'No, my kid can't swim'"