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Joke of the Day
"Marriage is supposed to be permanent. It's like a tattoo that yells at you"
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"What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other Ilene. What do you cal an Asian woman with one leg shorter than the other? Irene"
"""I broke my arm!"" Said Napoleon Bone apart"
"Mom holding crying baby: He just needs to be changed. Me: Yeah hopefully into a puppy or something quieter."
"We've heard that ignorance of maths is growing geometrically, whatever that means."
"Why did the bicycle fall down? Because it was too tired"
"A man on one side of a river shouts to a man standing on the other side, ""Hey, how do I get to the other side of the river? The other man responds, ""You are on the other side of the river."""
"For the first time ever I find Hillary relatable. I'm not president either."
"What did Ned Stark say when his daughter told him that she was pregnant? Are ya?"
"Why was the Eunich Squirrel unhappy? Because he had no nuts."