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"Does this subreddit like jokes about sodium? ""Na"""
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"What's the internal body temperature of a tauntaun? Luke warm."
"Dog The Bounty Hunter's greatest weakness is getting distracted when the fugitive throws a tennis ball."
"A duck walks into a bar with one shoe on... He orders a pint and the barman says ""....Hey, did you lose a shoe?"" And the duck says ""Nah, I found one"""
"So i was sitting on the bus... ... next to this really hot Thai girl and i thought to myself, ""Please don't get an erection. Please don't get an erection."" ...But she did."
"How to comfort a homosexuals family if hes in a coma? You can always say ""well, look at it this way; he was a fruit, now hes a vegetable!"""
"When people say they hate getting stuck in revolving doors: I tell them, ""you'll come around eventually!"""
"I've seen: UFOs Ghosts A Two Headed Turtle Kimodo Dragons But nothing is as unbelievable to me as seeing Trump run for president."
"Board Game 10: *reading card* Mama! Name 3 rappers! GO! Me: Saran, aluminum foil, & cellophane! *beaming* 10: *laughing* OMG! Me: What?"
"Where does the time go?"