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Joke of the Day
"What did the debater say after getting stabbed during an argument? Good point"
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"the best part about arguing with family make up sex"
"I'm tired and want to sleep, but I can't stop imagining how the whole scenario of the first person to pee on a jellyfish sting went down"
"What does a French carpenter say when he runs out of nails? I haven't a clous."
"My friends and I used to love a good game of Russian Roulette. Unfortunately, they're a bunch of sore losers and won't play it with me anymore."
"I wanted to tell a joke about the fluoride in our water making us complacent But I just don't care"
"Judging by the disproportionate size of Popeye's forearms, I'm guessing Olive Oyl didn't put out much."
"I don't understand how people can do such good impersonations. I can't even be myself around other people."
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"Never assume anything but the position."