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Joke of the Day

"What happens to lawyers after they die? They lie still."

"If Dairy Queen and Burger King had a baby, what do you call it? Restaurants can't have sex you moron."

"Gay dude was reading a holiday brochure then he tells his partner, ""This year we should try Greece."" His partner looks up and ask him. ""Whts wrong with the Vaseline?"""

"LinkedIn is a terrible dating site"

"A clown is walking through the woods with a kid The kid looks up at the clown, ""It's getting late, and I'm getting scared."" Clown says, ""YOU'RE scared? I have to walk out of here alone."""

"Three is fore for four. And aft to two too."

"i know why the new windows is windows 10 instead of 9.. its because seven eight nine. im so proud of myself"

"I keep trying to convince my grandmother to get a hearing aid... But she just won't listen"

"What part of Canada do the Inuit control? Nunavut."

"What happened to the Indian that drank too much? He tee-peed his pants."