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Joke of the Day

"How would it be living in an only men city? I think it would be tight at first, but then it would loosen up after a while."

"I like my women the way I like my fish. Battered"

"How do you know you're not logged into reddit? There are /r/atheism posts on the frontpage"

"What do you call a homosexual Hispanic peeping tom? Peeko-da-guyo."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care? Shouldn't he be able to cross the road without having his motive questioned? Now let me just... exit through that conveniently placed door.."

"hey ther delilah wats it like in gotham city is the joker stil in jail-- i mean yes babe u look so prety yes u do batman is not a cool as u"

"Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child? Because dad can't keep his pants on and mom wants to wear them."

"No lie: When the plane landed I had 9 texts and my 13yr old had 343."

"What do you call a fat man in a white t-shirt? A Man-in-a-tee."

"A pedophile, a rapist, and a priest walk into a bar. He orders a drink."