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Joke of the Day
"""Good morning, Urology Department... Can you hold?"""
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"[At a San Francisco Dance Club] *Grinds cute girl in a mini-skirt* Hey baby, what's your name? ""Robert"""
"[Pickup] got a dank sub woofer for $100 today whoops wrong sub"
"Why did the bartender put on a sweater? She thought it was a little drafty."
"What's scarier than Donald Trump becoming president? Bernie Sanders becoming president."
"I wrote a song about tortillas. Actually, it's more of a rap."
"Put the punchline in the title. Jokes suck when people"
"Before arbys gets sucked into the sun with the rest of the earth and everything you've ever known or loved, please come eat some of our crap"
"When life hands you lemons make sure those lemons aren't evidence in a murder that life's trying to frame you for."
"What is the difference between a hormone and an enzyme? You can't hear an enzyme."