103850
Joke of the Day
"What's scarier than Donald Trump becoming president? Bernie Sanders becoming president."
Next Joke
"Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now"
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Headgear Barbie ...guaranteed to make kids with braces feel better!"
"I asked my secretary if she new the difference between a blow job and lunch she said no, so I offer to take her out to ""lunch""."
"[halftime] Coach: Okay men we're literally losing at basketball to a dog... any ideas? -I have one. *pulls out vacuum with a jersey on*"
"2015:hey how's it going so far? 2016:uh good 15: 16: 15:you've got an armed mili- 16:we've got an armed militia in a wildlife building, yeah"
"What does it's job ONLY after it has been fired? A bullet"
"Why should I submit a joke today? Because today's April full!"
"When I ride alone with a random guy in an elevator I'll wait a sec then ask ""two man killing spree?"""
"Why did the police arrest the sidewalk sidewalk? It always had some sort of weed on it!"