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Joke of the Day
"What's scarier than Donald Trump becoming president? Bernie Sanders becoming president."
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"*Someone sends me a 4 minute video* me: [42 seconds later] wow that's so awesome thanks for sharing!"
"Anastasia Steele and Christian Grey had kids together... But the children were clones of Mr. Grey because he had all the dominant genes."
"How do you find Illuminati's secret hideout? You triangulate their position!"
"Y2K? Because 1 K isn't enough."
"I believe it was Benjamin Franklin who said: ""You have reached the end of you free trial membership at BenjaminFranklinQuotes.com."""
"There's no I in team But there are quite a few of them in Multiple Personality Disorder"
"Just saw two 10 year old boys sharing a cigarette. I was really shocked and upset so I gave them money to buy a pack."
"My mate wears the same jacket when he's impersonating either Matt Damon or Hugh Jackman. Maybe he's Bourne with it, maybe it's Wolverine."
"Actually, I don't think you're dyslexic; just really, really stupid. "