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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between a hormone and an enzyme? You can't hear an enzyme."
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"What do ghosts watch if they want to relax? Skelly-vision!"
"""every family has that one huge weirdo"" ""NOT MY FAMILY!"" I shout as I quickly exit the room, my six ducks on leashes in hot pursuit."
"Where is the best place to find Eskimo Lesbians? At the Klondike Bar."
"My ""Pi"" tattoo is taking longer than I thought"
"I just finished designing a website for an orphanage There isn't a home page"
"""For my next illusion"" the magician announces: ""Free will!"" Everyone starts clapping but they don't know why"
"""We're sorry that password won't work we require mixed case numbers symbols and a small goat sacrifice."""
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a whiz? Because the P is silent!"
"Standing in the Park wondering why... I was standing in the Park wondering why Frisbies appear larger the closer it gets. Then it hit me."