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Joke of the Day
"[Pickup] got a dank sub woofer for $100 today whoops wrong sub"
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"How much semen does a gay guy have? A butt load."
"My doctor asked me what I use to prevent Sexually Transmitted Diseases. . . I said: my face."
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"""You CAN even."" - white girl life coach"
"[I am wearing a wedding gown at work] BOSS: Do you have a minute to chat in my office? ME: [lifting veil] I do"