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Joke of the Day
"Margins: they're so edgy."
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"Did you guys hear about the fight in the bathroom? Two bums got wiped"
"[Looking at ultrasound monitor with my wife] Wife: Look at it's little heart beating! Isn't it amazing... Me: It looks like a crossiant"
"Why are Ethiopians so good at blowjobs? Because they have to swallow everything they can"
"what version of Windows does Jesus use? XP"
"Yeah, it IS true that migrants do the jobs you don't wanna do. Like being a suicide bomber."
"Who writes hit musicals on the Internet? Andrew Lloyd Webber."
"[crime scene] photographer: I'm done unless you want another angle or something. detective: let's do a jumping one!"
"Why was the blond late on her first day of work? Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier."
"What kind of music does a pirate like? Arrr'n'B"