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Joke of the Day
"Why do people get addicted to meth? Because they didn't think of the aftermeth."
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"what do you call a Canadian alien? ehh lmao"
"Why doesn't Thor of the insect world use a hammer? He's already got a Thor Axe."
"What is long, hard and full of sperm ? The sock under my bed."
"What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician? A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3"
"A gynecologist and a pizza delivery man. What do they have in common ? -Both of them can sniff ""the goods"" but no one can touch !"
"Why do Russians love pho? Because they're SO-VIET"
"I like when websites ask ""HOW DID YOU HEAR ABOUT US?"" Haha paranoid much?"
"Tequila is just the grown up version of choose your own adventure books."
"One day I'm going to cure blindness. You'll see! You'll all see!"