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Joke of the Day

"[crime scene] photographer: I'm done unless you want another angle or something. detective: let's do a jumping one!"

"How do we know Mayberry's Andy Taylor was a Redditor? He had sex with Opie's mom."

"Instagram better not use my cloud pics. THEY'RE MY CLOUDS GET YOUR OWN CLOUDS ZUCKERBERG!"

"What do you call an Artist in a Dark Alley? Sketchy"

"Malcom Gladwell is going to write a book about politicians as a follow-up to ""Outliers"" It's going to be called ""Out-and-out Liars"""

"Knock Knock / Who's There? / Benghazi / Benghazi who? I knew you'd forget about me if Trump won."

"Which band does rockclimbers listen to ? Rolling Stones"

"You walk into my bedroom... I'm laying naked with a platter of nachos on my chest. You get punched while trying to take some of my nachos."

"People who decorate their cars for Christmas are in serious need of help."

"Did you know, that pigeons die when they have sex? At least the one I fucked did."