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Joke of the Day
"Why are Ethiopians so good at blowjobs? Because they have to swallow everything they can"
Next Joke
"I hope there's a magazine for cool college bros called ""Frattitude."""
"I wish I could be like Wall Street Seems to be in bed with a lot of people these days!"
"I don't like how funerals are usually at 9 or 10 AM. I'm not a mourning person. Edit: WHY THE HELL DID THIS MAKE THE JOKES FRONT PAGE"
"Using what sexual position often causes a couple to have an ugly baby? I don't know, ask your mom."
"Why do dentists like potatoes? Because they are so filling."
"What's a redneck's favorite type of bread? Inbred"
"Why are there so many trees in Harlem? For public transportation."
"What did the woman say to the vampire when she woke up with her period? ""I made you breakfast in bed!"""
"Donations Person: ""Please donate to the local swimming pool"" Me: *Gives a glass of water*"