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"What kind of music does a pirate like? Arrr'n'B"
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"Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed? Cause the building collapsed, duh."
"Why does a rapper need an umbrella? Fo' drizzle."
"Why did no one laugh at the hot dogs joke? Because it was too cheesy. I work at a hot dog stand and tell this from time to time."
"Did you hear about the corduroy pillow? Apparently, it's making headlines."
"""What's your greatest strength?"" Shadow puppetry ""Seriously?"" [interviewer presses intercom button] ""Pat, please bring a flashlight in here"""
"Roses are red... Violets are violet. I'm not original, I stole this from reddit."
"How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. But it takes 20 episodes"
"The early bird waits in his car for 20 minutes so as not to seem desperate."
"How do you measure how funny an electrical engineer is? You use an o-silly-scope!"