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Joke of the Day
"What kind of music does a pirate like? Arrr'n'B"
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"I like my women like i like my cake mixes... ultra moist whites"
"dwights farm as suffered a massive blight, almost bankrupt he was signed for a massive record deal on the condition he give up farming turns out all he had to do was drop those sick beets"
"They're always telling me to live my dreams... But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for..."
"""Your resume says you spent 4 years in England. What were you doing?"" *flashback to me trying to find the actual Hogwarts* ""Grad school."""
"I hate it when I'm trying to discreetly pick a wedgie in public and inadvertently end up doing every dance routine from Spice World."
"Q: How did bulldogs get such flat noses? - A: From chasing cars."
"Today my 6 yr. old nephew asked my what ""gay"" meant. It wouldn't have bothered me so bad, but it was right after he saw me throw a baseball."
"I would settle for life handing me anything citrus right now."
"What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? On a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside."