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Joke of the Day
"Yeah, it IS true that migrants do the jobs you don't wanna do. Like being a suicide bomber."
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"I'm making a horror film where a sadistic snowman sets death traps for other snowmen and they have to melt bits of themselves to escape.It's called Thaw."
"I've GOT to get a life stenographer. It'd be great to say, ""Betty, read back last night so I can see why I put a skillet on my nightstand."""
"What kind of bird does 2 Chainz own? Toucan"
"What do beef hearts smell like? Honey."
"ISIS fighters dress as women in desperate attempt to flee battlefield They literally had to drag themselves out of the battlefield."
"On a flight I asked the guy behind me if he minded me reclining my seat. He said he did. It really put my back up."
"Whats the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler? Usain Bolt can finish a race"
"Today I went to an Indian restaurant and asked for bread They told me they had naan."
"Forgot to tie my bikini top back before I stood up from sunbathing on the beach. Now I know how to get help carrying my chairs to the car."