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Joke of the Day
"what version of Windows does Jesus use? XP"
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"Why is salsa dancing so popular? Guacamole dancing is an extra $1.80."
"My 5th grader is one eye roll away from being listed on eBay this morning."
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"If you didn't get called to a meeting with your 5-yr-old son's principal because he was inviting girls to his ""naked party,"" you aren't me."
"What do all the sexy ladies of r/gonewild have in common? Daddy issues"
"You what the opposite of premature ejaculation is? Ejacu-late"
"I went swimming in the Black Sea It stole my trunks."
"My neighbor just planed an orange tree. I told him, ""That's a strange color for a tree."""
"Did you hear that Robin got married? Holy Matrimony, Batman!"