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Joke of the Day
"what version of Windows does Jesus use? XP"
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"I heard that the Dutch have a lot of educational support for homosexual teens. They know had bad things can go when a dyke fails."
"Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space? To find Pluto."
"Son: Dad, is cousin Billy a mosquito? Me: In Alabama? S: Yeah. M: Of course not. Why do you ask? S: Mom said he was the product of insects."
"I have a life pro tip I never wear condoms"
"Why is it so hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs? They're always taking things...literally."
"How many skin divers does it take to circumcise a whale? 4 skin divers"
"Oh so Paris Hilton can carry a dog in her purse but if I leave my baby in a suitcase behind the chicken restaurant I'm some kind of monster."
"My girlfriend and I are so different... I exist and she doesn't."
"What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest? Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton~!"