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Joke of the Day
"Who writes hit musicals on the Internet? Andrew Lloyd Webber."
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"How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce ""Unionize""."
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"How does a frog greet a rabbit during the holiday season? Hoppy holidays, and have a hoppin New Hare! Happy holidays everyone."
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"Whenever I go to delete an app on my iPhone, I like to pretend the shaking icons are all screaming loudly in panic over who's getting axed."
"I just ate a salad that was so bad, Nicolas Cage is starring in a movie about it."
"A polite penis stands up when a lady wants to sit down"
"""Nope, it needs more vowels"" - Hawaiians"
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