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Joke of the Day

"I just did a fart that was like the movie 'The Sixth Sense' There was a weird twist at the end, now I'm afraid to look"

"Yo momma is so fat... When she got on the scale it said, ""I need your weight not your phone number."""

"Mrs. Potato Head: OH MY GOD! Mr. Potato Head: What? Mrs. PH: Your browser history. Mr. PH: I can explain! Mrs. PH: TATER TOTS YOU PERVERT?!?"

"stupid knock knock joke Knock knock Who's there Little old lady Little old lady who I didn't know you can yodel"

"My girlfriend accidentally shoved a pair of glasses up my ass... Now my hindsight is 20/20"

"A good education is pretty important, but I think being good looking might be more importanter."

"There's really no sense in being pessimistic... It's not going to work, anyway."

"I don't hate you. Hate is such a strong word. I just want to tickle your brain with this ice pick."

"MURDERER: could a murderer do THIS? *defendant proceeds to not kill anyone* JUDGE: he's got a point"

"Loving someone and not expressing it is like wrapping a gift and not giving it."