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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu? One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment."

"Did you hear about the do-it-yourself funeral? They just loosen the earth and you sink down by yourself."

"My dad ""Girls are the devil, always remember that son"" says my married father while we were eating supper in front of my mother/his wife"

"Why does nobody like to sit next to Elsa? Coz...she ""let's it go!"""

"I went camping last week... And oh boy, it was in tents."

"A man died in his home when a pile of books fell on him police say he had only his shelf to blame."

"Man has sex with a can of beans. He was porkin' beans."

"I met this one guy who thought killing someone to save many is still wrong. God, what a Kant."

"S.I.N.G.L.E...sexy! innocent! naughty! gorgeous! lustful! exciting!"

"Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door? A: He can't find the key and doesn't know when to come in."