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Joke of the Day
"I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet; I don't know why."
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"Parenting Tip: Place fake present under tree with unruly child's name on it and when he misbehaves toss it into the burning fireplace"
"One Day I hope I can afford an iphone like that girl in line in front of me with the food stamps!!!"
"Whoever invented the knock knock jokes should get the Nobel prize. The No bell prize"
"What did one boob say to the other boob Hey man, if we don't get some support soon they're gonna think we're nuts!"
"Did you hear about the crazy Mexican train theif? He has loco motives."
"I would make a joke about Mexicans But they already are one...."
"My wife and I recently became feminists But since I'm a guy I'm a little better at it than she is."
"A funnier shorter vampire joke What did the vampire say to the woman teacher? Bla...bla..see you next period."
"If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on your head-lights what happens?"