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Joke of the Day
"What is it called when two little people get divorced? Daworfed"
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"The bartender says ""We don't serve time travelers in here."" A time traveler walks into a bar."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Boiler ! Boiler who ? Boiler egg for four minutes !"
"Chuck Norris' prostate is used to examine doctor's fingers."
"You called me ""muffin""....did you mean blueberry or chocolate chip?"
"What should we call Trump's newest scandal? Golden Gate."
"We all say tomato. There is no alternate pronunciation."
"Decided to stop partying at friends houses who have toddlers... Those childproof bathroom doorknobs are absolutely hell to open while drunk."
"Worrying does you no good. Or does it? What if it does? Can anyone confirm this? Maybe email me in case I have bad reception?!"
"I'm not feeling very well today, I have constipation But I couldn't give a shit"