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Joke of the Day
"What is it called when two little people get divorced? Daworfed"
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"Time is money. Money talks. So time talks. But talk is cheap. So time is cheap. But time is money. So money is cheap. Which it's not."
"The best contraceptive for old people is nudity. "
"Falling for someone from Twitter is as intelligent as trying to give yourself a lobotomy with a sharpened jelly donut."
"i like trains thats the joke. HAHAHAHAH!!!!"
"Dear Santa , before I try to explain, just how much do you already know?"
"""What happened to the Arm & Hammer Deodorant car? He was just on the track a minute ago."" ""Oh, him? He had to make a pit stop."""
"My dad was a very active advocate for women's rights... My mom wanted to be as well, but my dad wouldn't allow it."
"Why didn't Jesus get into college? Because he got nailed on the boards."
"This is getting ridiculous. At what point does a newborn learn to change their own diaper?"