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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Boiler ! Boiler who ? Boiler egg for four minutes !"

"Say what you want about deaf people"

"There's this blind old man Going for walk, he walks into a fish market, takes a deep breath and says good morning ladies..."

"My friend was writing checks that his butt can't cash... it's because his butt didn't have a valid id"

"Why, with twice the population of the United States at the time didn't China invent the airplane first? Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright."

"It's like these birds don't even know that it's the crack of fuck on a mother fucking Saturday morning."

"As a Harry Potter fan, I dream of going to Hogwarts. My friend is a Narnia fan, and he's always wanted to go to Narnia. My other friend is a Hunger Games fan, but he's good."

"Have you heard the latest joke about physicists? It collapsed into a black hole."

"Asked a girl what I had to do to get her, she said, ""GET LOST!"" So I stared... Realising she wasn't saying more, I asked, ""which season?"""

"Alaskan said to Texan: Stop bragging.... ...about how big your state is, or we'll divide Alaska in half and make you the third largest state."