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Joke of the Day

"The bartender says ""We don't serve time travelers in here."" A time traveler walks into a bar."

"My first joke ever... Seriously Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the cock!"

"Did you know Hilary Clinton is an excellent musician? She plays the lyre really well."

"For an international audience, spell the pop star's name as ""KeUSDha."""

"I am aware that smoking will kill me, please explain to me again how you'll live forever"

"What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth? His desk is level"

"I scream, You scream, We all scream Because grandpa fell asleep at the wheel again."

"I have sexdaily I mean, I have dyslexia"

"Why I never get drinks at the bar with my dog... I'm afraid of getting woofied."

"Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager? Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7."