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Joke of the Day

"Chuck Norris' prostate is used to examine doctor's fingers."

"I just got caught having sex in a church. Needless to say I should have probably waited untill her funeral was over."

"How did I get out of Afghanistan? Iran."

"In politics we call it left-wing and right-wing because we are all a part of the same bird. And we are all being told what to do by bird brains."

"How do you make exotic matter? By taking a shit in a rainforest!"

"What is the difference between the abominable snowman and the abominable snowwoman ? Two abominable snowballs"

"Always pay your taxes with a smile I tried, but the IRS still wanted cash."

"My boss gave me a nice pat on the back the other day.. It made things a bit awkward on the shitter though."

"I'm not sure what this guy shaking a cup of change at people wants. He must just be bragging that he has change."

"Want to hear a dumb, old joke? Hillary Clinton. Want to hear a dumber, older joke? Wherefore doth the chicken cross the road? Want to hear the oldest, dumbest joke I've heard? Donald Trump."