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Joke of the Day

"What should we call Trump's newest scandal? Golden Gate."

"If Jesus was a cat we'd have nine Easters."

"How do you know you're talking to a pilot? Don't worry, they'll tell you."

"Men are three times more likely to successfully commit suicide than women. We get the shit done right."

"What's the worst way to reply to an ""I Love You"" ?"

"Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?"

"[robber breaks into my house] i always knew you'd come for me, my darling. where are you going"

"I cant believe i got fired from the calendar factory All i did was take a day off."

"I ain't sayin she a gold digger, but she has a helmet with a flashlight on it, and a pick axe."

"Drake started from the bottom. Of Darwin's evolution chart."