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Joke of the Day

"Amazon is selling used copies of 50 Shades....ewe"

"What do you call a racist shark? Great Whitey"

"Holland break FIFA rules by accidentally scoring against Brazil"

"Why don't you see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it."

"When Luke(Skywalker) fell in love with (Princess) Leia, you could say... he was looking for love in Alderaan places!"

"Fun prank: tweet ""BRB CLEANING MY GUN!!!"" then don't tweet for 8 years."

"""Do you want the latest dirt?"" -No, but I appreciate the sediment."

"What do moths study at school? Mothmatics"

"If you didn't have a Lexus waiting under the tree for your lady, you're a piece of shit who doesn't know what love is."

"Since instagram is down I'm not sure if there was a sunrise today or if anyone ate any food? I feel lost."