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Joke of the Day
"Amazon is selling used copies of 50 Shades....ewe"
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"My wives going to a fancy dress party tonight dressed as a Rastafarian. She wants me to do her hair. I'm dreading it!"
"itself itself itself itself itself itself itself itself itself.... -history"
"Being an aspiring musician is like getting a contract with Verizon. 10 gigs for $80 a month"
"Where do modern-day pirates come from? Somaaaaaarlia"
"The iPhone 6 Plus sold very well. It was a huge 6s!"
"If you love someone, just tell them. Or get drunk and ""Like"" a whole bunch of their stuff on Facebook in a short period of time.....same shit."
"What did the evergreen tree say to it's love interest? ""Oh, how I pine for you!"""
"How do you make an Italian deaf? Tie their hands behind their back."
"How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags."