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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a racist shark? Great Whitey"
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"What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot? A bite in shining armor."
"What did Arnold Schwarzenegger become after he resigned as Governor of California? An ex-terminator."
"If a girl asks if you think she's fat, say yes. She'll value your honesty. Day 47: I didn't even know we had a basement. Help. You can only regurgitate food and water for so long."
"What do you call an expensive circumcision? A rip off"
"Clear before beer, and your clear to steer... into other cars or near by pedestrians killing them and or yourself so don't fucking drink and drive you fucking moron!"
"I told a joke about ripping up some paper It was tear-ible I'm really sorry!"
"what is the cruelest joke of all? Your Life."
"I told my wife last night that I need to get ""Bed Insurance"" That way I could some 'basic coverage.'"
"Losing a husband can be hard: in my case it was almost impossible."