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Joke of the Day
"Fun prank: tweet ""BRB CLEANING MY GUN!!!"" then don't tweet for 8 years."
Next Joke
"If a tiger attacks your mother-in-law and your wife at the same time, whom would u save? Man : Off course, the tiger.. very few are left"
"Repeat after me: It doesn't matter how big the problem is, posting it on Facebook won't solve it."
"what did cinderella say when she got to the ball? ""ggggkkk"" huh...kinda hard to tell this joke in text."
"I tried to catch the essence of American football It's like you got a pretty big can of cold beer and on the other side of field your best buddy dying from hangover"
"What's Beethoven up to these days? Decomposing"
"I can't stand lactose intolerant people who work at ice cream parlors. They can dish it out but they can't take it."
"Policeman: Why were you speeding? Driver: I didn't want to be late for my trial."
"I was offered a job building Egyptian tombs Turned out to be a pyramid scheme"
"I can see smoke on the horizon. God I hope it's rest of Monday burning to the ground"