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Joke of the Day
"""Do you want the latest dirt?"" -No, but I appreciate the sediment."
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"What do women and dog-poop have in common? The older they get, the easier they are to pick up."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Hippie Barbie ...complete with simulated controlled substances and paraphernalia"
"I talked to a cannibal dog yesterday... He said it was a real dog-eat-dog world."
"A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly. Suddenly, Lorraine died. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, ""I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."""
"How is an easily-offended person like a broken GPS? They always take things the wrong way."
"What's the difference between America and yogurt? If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture."
"Why did the duck cross the basketball court? He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton"
"Buying yourself an Uber gift card is ironic. Cause it's a free ride when you've already paid."
"What did the hat say to the belt? You hang around I'll go on ahead"