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Joke of the Day

"8- Dad, why is there oxygen on earth, but not on any other planet? M- Are you sure you just don't want to know where baby's come from?"

"A blonde and a brunette are discussing the previous night out... The brunette says, ""Last night I slept with a Brazilian."" ""Oh my god!"" the blonde replies. ""How many is THAT?"""

"Q: What do clouds wear under their clothes? A: Thunderware."

"Why did the boy become an astronaut ? Because he was no earthly good !"

"""It's just bananas, bananas, bananas with you,"" the wife shouted. ""If I told you I was going to leave you because of this ridiculous obsession, what would you say?"" ""Well, thanks a bunch,"" I replied."

"""Where do you see yourself in five years?"" ""I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision."""

"Q: How's your visit in North Korea? A: Can't complain ..."

"You'd think with all the hiking Dora the Explorer does, she'd be thinner."

"Can I favorite people's favorites of me? Looking for more affirmation."

"When I said I respect our boys in blue I meant the blue man group"