198010

Joke of the Day

"Why do Gay guys wear condoms? To play star wars."

"How can you tell if a redneck is on her period? You can see the blood on the tip of her dad's penis."

"Greatest pickup line that never works!! I put the STD in stud, now all I need is U."

"What do you call a train that eats too much? A chew-chew train."

"My wife said that I set up the baby monitor wrong. Apparently it's not supposed to be duct-taped to the baby's ankle."

"(NSFW) What's the difference between Jam and Jelly ...You can't jelly your dick down a girls throat"

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything!"

"I heard they were going to fine bad drivers $100 on the spot. That's bit sexist, isn't it?"

"Where did Hitler put all the Jewish cats? Meowschwitz"

"I rescued a seagull, taught it karate and named it Steven, so what?"