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Joke of the Day

"(NSFW) What's the difference between Jam and Jelly ...You can't jelly your dick down a girls throat"

"Doctor doctor No one believes a word I say. Tell me the truth now what's your REAL problem?"

"Geography joke from my son Him: What's the capitol of Switzerland? Me: Ummm, Geneva? Him: Nope!.... BERN!!!!"

"What does a kangaroo and a banana have in common? They both can't ride a bike."

"Want to hear a joke? Women's sports"

"[donating blood] Me [feeling lightheaded]: I'm gonna need that back"

"I'm angry that only one company makes the game monopoly."

"What do you call a con artist panda? A bamboozler"

"who gives a shit about how many spiders you eat when you're asleep? I'm worried about how many are getting into the other holes"

"Did you hear about the pig who opened a pawn shop? He called it ""Ham Hocks""."